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Jeremy Clarkson on a Bike!

by Misk Hills Mountain Rambler III

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Every great story deserves a folk song ... and here's another!

After decades of berating cyclists, Jeremy Clarkson has finally decided that if you can't beat 'em then why not join them ...

I'll let the music tell the story!!

www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/comment/columns/jeremyclarkson/article1264361.ece

'Honk if you think Jeremy Clark is a knob'

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I rode my bike down into the hollow
I wasn’t sure quite what would follow
For down there in that beautiful valley
Was something that I thought I’d never see

Riding toward me with the wind in his hair
Was a guy who looked a little like a Teddy Bear
I thought I recognised him from the TV player
You know the one who looks a little like Leo Sayer

Its Jeremy Clarkson on a bike …Would you believe it
Jeremy Clarkson on a bike …Adam & Eve it
He’s got a basket a bell and things that you’d like
It’s Top gears Jezza on a humble bike

Riding his Ferrari is what he really likes
But he’s realised it’s quicker on a humble bike
Now he wants to be a part of the urban chic
Political movement is what he says it is

Stuck in the queue he saw the cyclists flying by
Went down to the bike shop were they were selling humble pie
Him and AA Gill …. it was a bitter pill
But now they’re shedding rolls of fat riding up the hill

Its Jeremy Clarkson on a bike …Would you believe it
Jeremy Clarkson on a bike …Adam & Eve it
He’s got a basket a bell and things that you’d like
It’s Top gear's Jezza on a humble bike

He don’t wear a helmet he a real cool player
But that’s ‘cos his hair’s like Leo Sayer’s
He ain’t wearing lycra cos he don’t like that
Some folk have suggested that he’s ..I’ll leave it unspoken that

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released May 27, 2013

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Misk Hills Mountain Rambler III Nottingham, UK

An absurdist 'Skiffle Poet' with a banjolele and a washboard . . . Bagthorpe's only 'Skiffle/Folk' protest singer . . . Adversely influenced by Ivor Cutler, Tom Waits and Johnny Dowd . . . chain sawing his way through the madness of life . . . this is NOT X-factor . . . Don't ask for a cover unless you want one thats 100 years old! There are songs about tractors, hangings, the Devil, We ... more

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